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Monday, September 10, 2012

Welcome to our Ool

Esther is standing in the shallow end of the pool.  She is concentrating very hard.

Kelly:  Esther, are you peeing?
Esther:  No.
Kelly:  Are you sure?
Esther:  I'm not peeing.
Kelly:  You look like you're peeing.
Esther: I'm NOT PEEING!
Kelly:  Good, because if you pee in the pool it turns purple.
Esther: (looks down) No it doesn't.



1 comment:

  1. The title made me laugh...my dad used to have that sign next to the pool. ;)

    Your kids are always so funny!!

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