Esther is standing in the shallow end of the pool. She is concentrating very hard.
Kelly: Esther, are you peeing?
Kelly: Are you sure?
Esther: I'm not peeing.
Kelly: You look like you're peeing.
Esther: I'm NOT PEEING!
Kelly: Good, because if you pee in the pool it turns purple.
Esther: (looks down) No it doesn't.