|Whaaa? Are you kidding me? Why don't I have this already? TheWaffsicle Maker. A waffle on a stick you dunk in syrup.|
I'm diligent in my pinning for one simple reason. One day, the fine makers of reality television are going to spring a new show on us. I am convinced of this. And when it comes, I will be ready. Because I am already steadfastly planning for Extreme Makeover: Pinterest Edition.
Extreme Makeover: Pinterest Edition will happen when your Pinterest boards are hijacked and everything on them either purchased, created, implemented, or personally taught to you. It's like a first world life makeover, and I am not messing around with my preparation.
Whenever I see something on Pinterest that I like, my sole criteria for pinning it is "What if it were free?" An outfit that is okay but I really love the purse? Better pin the whole thing, because EM:PE will be giving every piece. A crazy exotic vacation destination that I will only visit in my dreams? Better get my passport ready because EM is sending me on their dime. It's not practical to own a glass canoe when you have four kiddos? It's totally practical when it's a gift.
|Can't you see |
My "Lookin' Good in the Hood" board is extensive because I have fantastic (internet) style. In fact, I'm pretty sure if Pinterest were invented when I was in high school (the dark ages)(not really, it was the 90's) I would've swept Best Dressed
My fashion pins revealed to me that I really like 1950's housewife dresses:
(How many do I own in real life? Zero.)(Which is a shame.)(But I'm a size 10.)(If you needed that information for any reason.)(Like buying me a dress.)
And, I apparently would really like to be adorned in birds:
(Also? I like leaf jewelry too. Who knew?)
(Whooooooo wants to buy me this owl bracelet?)
I also have about a thousand skinny jean/t-shirt/cardigan/scarf/purse combos pinned just like everyone else, because I'm not at all trendy.
Once I'm on Extreme Makeover: Pinterest Edition, my home will be filled with the cutest handmade crafts. You are going to be so jealous, mainly because I didn't have to do them so they actually look just like the picture said they should. Not at all like the t-shirt tutorial I tried
<----- Lies. All of it. Or I just suck at crafts. But it's probably lies.
|Suburban Detroit, y'all.|
I can't wait for my Pinterest Edition home. It going to have a waterfall built into it, and a three story wall of windows. It will fit in perfectly on my suburban block down the street from the garden gnome house.
My Nom Nom Nom board is the biggest, because I really like food. Specifically, eating chocolate, which is reflected accurately in my pinning choices. I'm really excited for my personal chef to make all the cute mini-food I pinned that I will never take the time to make but enjoy looking at because it's darling.
|Awwww ... Panda Bears made out of rice!|
|Mini Pineapple Upside-down cakes? Don't worry, Producers, I already bought the pan to make these |
But honestly, I think the number one reason (without a doubt) that I need to be on Extreme Makeover: Pinterest Edition, is that I will finally own this:
|This is a cross stitch of the genius that is Kayne West on twitter. "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle"|
I die. Every.single.time. There are no words for how sharply I giggle when I see this. It's like a little slice of awesomeness I could glimpse several times a day if I owned it. It might be better than iced coffee (yeah, I just went there). (Interestingly enough, you don't even need my correct size in order to gift this.)(It will flatter me regardless.)(It's a gift where everyone wins.)(And by everyone, I mean mostly me.)
So, just a heads up, all you slackers out there that are missing out on prime preparation time, squandering your time away by making dinner instead of pinning recipes. Don't say I didn't warn you. The Pinterest Edition is coming. Be ready.
P.S. Now I don't do this for just anyone, but yeah, you can follow me on Pinterest if you need some extra help with your preparation.