The number one keyword search that brings people to my blog by a wide margin is "David Letterman". I owe the man a lot, people. I mean, first he set me up with a fairly lucrative correspondence position on his show
*I've given this some thought. And by that I mean it's occurring to me right this second that I would be an awesome Disney Princess. I could be "Kelly - the Disney Princess who Lost 100 Pounds After Having Four Kids" (we might need to spend some time thinking of a pithier alternative title - totally open for suggestions). I would be a Disney Princess aimed at the Mom demographic, which has to be an astronomically huge contributor to every Disney dollar spent. Genius. You're welcome, Disney-Pixar. You better hurry up and call me because I'm in high demand.
Today especially Dave is keeping me busy. In fact, for the next two days I have signed an
So, because this is my public platform and I'm the boss of it, here is one piece of election advice. Think carefully about the people in your life that you love, respect, and admire. Pick a few that believe the opposite of you in all things. If there is no one you love that believes differently than you, you need to seriously stop everything you are doing and go find a friend like this. Now, every time you are tempted to
Now go vote. Because this is America.
How is Dave? Is he a nice guy in person? I've always wondered. And you're right - there should be a mom princess. And she should be awesome. And pay for herself.
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(Imaginary) Dave is awesome to me. Super nice. I took all four kids to vote and it took me almost an hour and a half. I think I deserve a medal. Or maybe a crown. A crown would definitely be the start of my princess outfitting. :-)
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