|I am so embarrassed at my own laziness. To|
think I could have worn this to the race ...
Last time I posted I conducted a worldwide contest to find America's Next Top Haircut for Kelly. The choices can be seen here. Haircut number 1 garnered exactly zero percent of the vote because apparently everyone hates Jennifer Aniston. (Don't worry, Jen, I'll be there for you.) Haircuts number 2 and 3 tied, each with 50 percent of the votes. Then my awesome hairdresser weighed in with, "Um, Kelly this is almost the exact same haircut, just styled differently and photographed from another angle." So whatever you voted I totally agree with you and I chose your haircut.
Here is a before and after shot of my haircut. The after shot is literally a three minute blow out I did all by myself. Don't get too jealous of my hairdryer skillz. If I ever get fancied up and curl it more to look like haircut number 3 (probably around Christmas party time) I will post some pics because I know you are dying to see that as well. Before:
After: In both these pictures I'm thinking, "He-ey!" You can hear it, amIright? Also, I look super weird without my glasses. But, did I mention this is a three minute blowout? I might want to remind you that I have four kids and often fall back on the dreaded mom ponytail. But no longer will that be the case! Three minute blowout to the rescue.
|Glasses on, much better. And I'm looking in the mirror like a boss.|
|Snowflake clings on my half bath mirror? Am I ahead of the game or what?|
It has become a tradition (i.e. we've done it twice) that after the Thanksgiving morning Turkey Trot we come back to my house to eat brunch. I spent the rest of Wednesday evening preparing for the brunch. I made my Grandma's famous casserole (yep, that casserole; I'm pretty sure every grandma makes the same one), a fruit salad (that one took me all night as I had to open up the pre cut fruit I'd bought and dump it all into one serving dish), and did some baking. I'm not gonna lie; I rule at any kind of food prep that involves lots of sugar and fat, so baking is one of my better culinary masterings. Also, Hosanna is allergic to milk, eggs, and corn syrup and consequently I am a creative baker. I made vegan mixed berry cobbler (de-lish-us) and snickerdoodle bread that I call "coffee cake" to justify serving it at breakfast. The other component of the meal - the frozen Hebrew National cocktail pigs in a blanket (obviously) - would just need to be cooked in the morning.
Thanksgiving morning it was really foggy and about 45 degrees for the race, so Eve and I wore layers and took cheapo cotton gloves. We got to the race about an hour early because I guess I can't read and thought the race started at 9:00 a.m., so we had plenty of time to people watch. This race has tripled in size since I first ran it two years ago, so there were a lot of people to check out. I am slightly disappointed that once again I have dropped the ball and failed to procure an actual turkey costume before race day. Many others mocked me with their prepared selves happily adorned in giant costumes or turkey hats.
I knew a few other people running (unprepared and lazy as well)(because I'm sure those are the only reasons people run 5K's without costumes) so we gathered for a happy pre-race picture.
|The girl right next to me in the purple? This was her fourth run. Not fourth race, her fourth run. I |
|Proof. Plus? Her 18 year old sister-in-law designed and sewed this gown. You can find her on Facebook here.|
|I was all, "Quick, flex your quad so no one will notice you are bottom heavy." Totally worked.|
We had so many friends and family attend the race as spectators, and it was really fun to cross the finish line when a group of fifteen people are screaming your name. The throngs cheering for me personally is pretty much what the inside of my head sounds like all the time; although experiencing the reality was slightly better. Because, you know, other people hear it too. (And it's like others are agreeing with my self-proclaimed awesomeness.)(Which makes it no longer self-proclaimed.)(Just General Awesomeness.)
|Sarah ran five miles to the race to watch me run. And then ran five miles home. I feel like that could have been made into a tongue twister if I tried hard enough. Now you have a challenge for the day. Go!|