Scene: The kiddos are in bed and Brian and I are finally alone for the evening. We are each taking a moment to decompress* individually before we spend some quality time together.
Brian: (leans to the side and releases some pent up flatulence)(loudly releases)
Kelly: Dude. Really?
Brian: What? You think farts are funny. That was for you. I was being romantic.
Since I won't see you tomorrow, Happy Sweetest Day y'all!
(Also, I'm working on a project next week so I won't be blogging at all until Monday, October 29.)(I would say "Don't miss me" but that would be lying because I totally want you to miss me.)(That way you'll come back.)(But you should come back anyway because you'll be able to hear all about my special project then.)(And that is a teaser.) See you soon!
* decompress - *giggle*
I am laughing!
ReplyDeleteI am grossed!
And I am nodding my head as if to say, "I know exactly what you're talkin' about ... " ;)
errr, that should say "grossed out!" (I wish we could edit comment posts. LOL)
DeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one with a "romantic" hubby ;-) Thanks for reading and commenting!
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