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Friday, October 19, 2012

Makin' Whoopie

Scene:  The kiddos are in bed and Brian and I are finally alone for the evening.  We are each taking a moment to decompress* individually before we spend some quality time together.

Brian:  (leans to the side and releases some pent up flatulence)(loudly releases)
Kelly:  Dude.  Really?
Brian:  What?  You think farts are funny.  That was for you.  I was being romantic.

Since I won't see you tomorrow, Happy Sweetest Day y'all!

(Also, I'm working on a project next week so I won't be blogging at all until Monday, October 29.)(I would say "Don't miss me" but that would be lying because I totally want you to miss me.)(That way you'll come back.)(But you should come back anyway because you'll be able to hear all about my special project then.)(And that is a teaser.)  See you soon!

* decompress - *giggle*


  1. I am laughing!
    I am grossed!
    And I am nodding my head as if to say, "I know exactly what you're talkin' about ... " ;)

    1. errr, that should say "grossed out!" (I wish we could edit comment posts. LOL)

    2. I'm glad I'm not the only one with a "romantic" hubby ;-) Thanks for reading and commenting!


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