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Thursday, August 9, 2012

I'm not Chubby, I'm a Survivalist

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Scene:  Eve and I are cuddling on the couch in the cottage watching our fifth episode of a Baby Story on TLC.  I am reclined, my legs bent with my ankle on my knee, and Eve's head is resting in my lap.  She has perfect access to my calf fat extra skin that strains to cover my killer calf muscles. She reaches up to jiggle it.

Eve:  Mom, do you need fat to live?
Kelly:  Yes.
Eve:  It looks like you're doing okay, then.

Awesome.
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3 comments:

  1. mom24orsinisAugust 9, 2012 at 10:11 AM

    oh my goodness....I hope she marries Owen cause she would be a hilarious daughter in law :)

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    1. KellyAugust 9, 2012 at 2:23 PM

      I could deal with that ;-) I would totally be counting on you to make the wedding cake!

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  2. BlessingintheBattleAugust 13, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    HA!

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