Scene: I am ranting under my breath to Brian who is sitting three feet away and on the computer while I clean up toys in the living room.
Kelly: I don't know why I talk at all. Everyone leaves their crap out anyway. It totally doesn't matter if I say to pick up your junk, everyone totally ignores me. I should just stop talking forever.
Brian: (responds after successfully ignoring my ranting for 11 years) Sounds good to me.
Kelly: (jaw drops and I think, "Fine.")
Then we watch 21 Jump Street - the new remake, not the tv show, and guess what? Punishments totally on me as apparently I like to comment, quite frequently, on hilarious things that happen on screen. I concentrate as hard as I can to
Brian: We should do this all the time.