And Then My Head Exploded

(In the minivan with three little girlies)

Hosanna : Mama, what kind of car was that?

Kelly: It wasn't a car, it was a moped.

Hosanna: What's a moped?

Kelly: What you just saw.

Eve: What is it?

Kelly: A Moped.

Eve: What?

Kelly: A moped.

Eve: What?

Kelly: A moped.

Eve: What?

Kelly: A MOPED!

Eve: (dissolving into giggles) Oh, I thought you said a bunk bed!

Kelly: (silently glad we are done with this conversation)

Eve: So what is a bo-ped?

Kelly: A MO-ped.

Eve: What is a mo-ped?

Kelly: What you just saw. What we passed.

Eve : I didn't see it.