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Monday, May 20, 2013

Case of the Mondays: Dutch Oven *THIS*, Dude.

Sometimes I have to remind Brian that I am quite the catch.  This is one of the ways I affirm that sentiment.

Deborah Burns accused of stabbing boyfriend who 'farted in her face'

Southwest Fla. woman faces charge of aggravated battery with deadly weapon

UPDATED 11:54 AM EDT May 14, 2013

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Deborah Burns
Deborah Burns faces a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

IMMOKALEE, Fla. —A southwest Florida woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend after he "farted in her face," the Collier County Sheriff's Office said.

Deborah Burns, 37, said she was watching television with her boyfriend, Willie Butler, at their Immokalee home last week when Butler "walked by her and farted in her face," according to the arrest report.
When Burns confronted Butler about the fart, he became agitated and told her to shut up, the report added.
A confrontation ensued, and Butler chased Burns into the kitchen, where he picked up a knife and threw it at her, but he missed, the report stated. Burns then picked up the knife and threw it at him as he ran outside, striking him in the stomach, the report said.
Burns,whose occupation was listed as an unemployed prostitute on the Collier County Sheriff's Office booking blotter, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She was being held at the county jail on $50,000 bond.

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  1. You are an amazing catch! And if not retaliating violently when one is Dutch-ovened maked one a catch, then I'm a catch as well!

    1. From one catch to another - may our men never take us for granted ;-)

  2. Sounds like he deserved it.

  3. Not only did he fart in her face, he was a lousy shot at knife throwing. She was far better and hit a moving target. Modern Day Katniss?


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