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Monday, March 25, 2013

Case of the Mondays - Adding to my Resume

Brian is holding my hand.  He is olive skinned, so even on this dreary March day he is rocking some nice color.  I am albino-like.

Kelly: Dude, I am so white.
Brian: Always.
Kelly: I'm alabaster.  Porcelain.
Brian: Just as long as you're not dirty porcelain.
Kelly: (gives him a look.)
Brian: That could be your rap name.  Dirty Porcelain. *throws up gang signs* DP!
Kelly: The kids do grip me when they puke.
Brian: (is busy doing a poor attempt at the Roger Rabbit)
Kelly: Plus I catch a lot of crap.
Brian: D.P.!

Dirty Porcelain's Butler


  1. I'd rather be alabaster than what I currently am....pale skinned, yet I turn beat red at the first sign of an increased heart rate!

    I nominated you for a Liebster! Check out my blog post today for details.

    1. We could probably be twins! Do you tan at all? All summer I go through the cycle of bright white, get sunburned, peel, repeat.
      Thanks for the Liebster! Your blog is next on my list of "Things I Get To Do Now That the Kiddos Are in Bed," so I'll check it out soon.

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    1. I'm thinking of having race shirts made ;-)


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