I love love love HT because I'm pretty sure this is what Ezra would say if he could talk. Here are a few of my favorite Honest Toddler tweets.
On Running the Race With Perseverance
Had a dream I was running with no shoes on through a field. But it wasn't a dream and the field was a Target.
On a Future in Law
"What's did you put in your mouth?" Pretty sure that's between me and the penny.
On Mommy and Me Time
She's calling daddy at work to update him on all of the feelings she's had since morning.
Lying down in time out. She can't make me use my bones.
Don't say you love someone then six hours later make quinoa.
It's funny- they want you to do so many things by yourself but once you have fries it's all "Let me help you with those."
On Life Lessons
I could say "I'm done eating" but pushing my plate to the floor is how I live my truth.
Fell down and was just denied a Band Aid because "there's no blood." EMOTIONAL SCARS DON'T BLEED
"We don't eat frosting for breakfast," said the woman with her hand wrist deep in the Nutella jar.
For more hilarity, check out Honest Toddler on Twitter at this link. Happy Monday!