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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Sometimes You're the Worm

This is what happens when Brian and I cuddle on the couch.

We are in the traditional "spoon" position.  Brian's arm has me in a vicious chokehold and is cradling my neck. It is wildly uncomfortable.  I have discovered that if I relax enough my lip goes slack and I can drag it in the grossest way across Brian's forearm.  Which of course I am doing.

Brian:  That is sick.  What are you doing?

Kelly: Pretending my lip is a worm.

Brian: ... (digs his chin into my shoulder)

Kelly:  THE HECK!  What are you doing?

Brian:  Pretending my chin is a bulldozer.

This is how babies get made y'all.


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