Thursday, January 3, 2013
Sometimes You're the Worm
This is what happens when Brian and I cuddle on the couch.
We are in the traditional "spoon" position. Brian's arm has me in a vicious chokehold and is cradling my neck. It is wildly uncomfortable. I have discovered that if I relax enough my lip goes slack and I can drag it in the grossest way across Brian's forearm. Which of course I am doing.
Brian: That is sick. What are you doing?
Kelly: Pretending my lip is a worm.
Brian: ... (digs his chin into my shoulder)
Kelly: THE HECK! What are you doing?
Brian: Pretending my chin is a bulldozer.
This is how babies get made y'all.