(I went back and forth about this and feel good about my decision to list Jake as VP. This was mostly because I'm pretty sure the first thing Jake would do in office is star in his own reality tv show - a snarky Big Brother-like (no, the other Big Brother) take over of Cabinet Meetings, where major governmental decisions are decided by Minute-to-Win-It style gaming - because who *wouldn't* do that? - whereas Holly would be using her superpower nice girl skills to usher in world peace
In other national news, thirty-four years ago today, a baby girl was born. She weighed 7#11 oz, which would foretell of her love for 24 hour access to snack food. Her mother would want to name her Jayma Pauline (not only a feminization of both the first names of the grandfathers, but also a step closer to a future residing in a trailer park) but in a rare exhibition of rationality her father would declare her name to be Kelly Suzanne.
(*this just became the most midwestern blog ever. For all you outside of Michigan, soda is really called pop. When people in Michigan return their pop cans to the store they receive ten cents a piece for them. It is a sticky and disgusting job, and I usually put it off until I have at least three garbage bags worth to return. So today should be fun.)
I also fully plan on my food diary looking something like this:
Because ... cake.
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