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Friday, January 24, 2014

Getting Old Sucks

Over Christmas we received a version of this catalog in the mail.



This exchange followed:

Brian: Don't tell me they are bringing the Walkman back.
Kelly: No, honey, those are robot vacuums.


Great Scott, Marty! It's the future!*

(*Proof you are old? You understood that reference.)
Happy Friday!

P.S. In some other housekeeping news (no, she did *not* drop a housekeeping pun during a vacuum joke post)(no, she did *not* drop a vacuum joke post), less than 2 percent of you that follow me through Facebook are receiving my notifications when I post*. (One way you can fix this travesty is to follow me via Bloglovin or Google Friend Connect. Just click on the fancy buttons on the right of your screen and voila! you are totally always in the know.) But if Facebook is truly where you check for stuff, please, go to my Facebook page, hover over the "Liked" button, and check "Get Notifications", not just "Show in News Feed". Please and thank you. I would be forever grateful.

P.P.S. *Mark Zuckerberg? More like Mark "Suck"erberg. 

8 comments:

  1. You know, I review robot vacuums, haha. Pretty nifty little machines!

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    1. You do not review robot vacumms! Please tell me you own one. I want the mop one sooooooo badly. I just got one hundred percent jealous because now I am picturing you playing with robot vacuums while I am not playing with robot vacuums.

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  2. Back to the Future = best movie of all time!!!

    Thank you for reminding me of that. :)

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    1. "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?" - Biff

      Also, the poop in the car. Ohmylanta.

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  3. I'm 22 and have no idea what your talking about....Thats my story and i'm sticking to it.

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    1. I know, what's a walkman ... right?

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  4. I heard a comedian do a bit about his inlaws who set their robot vacuum to run while they were out and their dog shat on the floor and the vacuum dragged it ALL OVER THE HOUSE! You don't really want one now, do you? Who needs that mess? I don't believe you have a dog, but it could also spread spit out tootsie rolls and the like...

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    1. OH.MY.LANTA. Worst vacuum story ever. I shudder to think what it could find and spread around my house ;-)

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