|Proof - "Party Pizza"|
Scene: It is Saturday night and Brian is preparing to cook a Totino's personal pizza while I blog. #partylikeyou'remarriedwithchildren
Brian: *sneaks up and puts the ICE COLD pizza box on my bare (I'm wearing a tank top, chill out) back*
Kelly: *screams, spins around, and hits the pizza to the ground*
Brian: *looks incredulously at his frozen pizza on the floor* Why did you do that?
Kelly: WHAT THE HECK? THAT WAS SERIOUSLY COLD, DUDE.
Brian: Are you kidding me? I thought you could lift tires? Imma call Kemper and tell him you just punked out.
Kelly: I can lift tires, but that was yesterday, and today I'm sore and I need hugs.
Brian: *smirks* Whatever. You tapped out, Kel, you tapped out.