Silly me. Apparently I'm just not organized enough. I'll add "Get organized for the holidays" to my To-Do List.
Since that's not likely to happen anytime soon, I realized I should probably pursue methods of stress relief. Since my yoga class is so relaxing, I'm planning to attend as much as possible between now and Christmas. To celebrate that decision, I'm bringing you a Case of the Mondays post filled with actual quotes from yoga instructors. Enjoy. And for Pete's sake, go make a list so you can relax.
|Did you read this in Forrest Gump's voice? If not, you're doing it wrong.|
|Yoga is way more about gardening than I previously thought.|
|Now we know what's really in the Advocare "fiber" shake.|
|Sadly, something I could actually do.|
|*snort* No, she didn't.|
|I feel kind of conflicted about this one, because that's |
almost verbatim the way I describe labor.
|Make sure it sticks - like spaghetti.|
|This is why I'm bad at yoga. When I read this I thought, |
"What's my anal canal?" and then my brain
answered, "Poop Chute." And then I
got the giggles because I think my brain is hilarious.