The other day someone wrote a lovely blog about how she didn't understand why women found the holiday season stressful. With proper organization, she reasoned, all the tasks could be broken into manageable bits. There was no reason for anxiety!
Silly me. Apparently I'm just not
organized enough. I'll add "Get organized for the holidays" to my To-Do List.
Since that's not likely to happen anytime soon, I realized I should probably pursue methods of stress relief. Since
my yoga class is so relaxing, I'm planning to attend as much as possible between now and Christmas. To celebrate that decision, I'm bringing you a Case of the Mondays post filled with
actual quotes from yoga instructors. Enjoy. And for Pete's sake, go make a list so you can
relax.
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| Did you read this in Forrest Gump's voice? If not, you're doing it wrong. |
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| Yoga is way more about gardening than I previously thought. |
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Now we know what's really in the Advocare "fiber" shake.
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| Sadly, something I could actually do. |
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| *snort* No, she didn't. |
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I feel kind of conflicted about this one, because that's
almost verbatim the way I describe labor. |
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Make sure it sticks - like spaghetti.
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This is why I'm bad at yoga. When I read this I thought,
"What's my anal canal?" and then my brain
answered, "Poop Chute." And then I
got the giggles because I think my brain is hilarious. |
Happy Monday!
LMAO! Nice poses! Why are you stressed about the holidays? I have never been, it's supposed to be time to spend with your family, not lists or whatever. Ok, rant over.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could go to a yoga class if someone talked like that! I have a hard enough time trying not to crack up about showering yourself with love and blessings. Geesh!
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