This is why we rule at Family Dinner.
Scene: We are all noshing on penne with spinach, tomatoes, and bacon. Broccoli is served as a side dish. The adults in the room have had trying days and are being overly bright to compensate out of consideration of everyone else in the room. Whom they love dearly. The children are all, "Mmmm, bacon." Then, this:
Hosanna: What's the name of that animal?
Brian: What animal?
Hosanna: You know, it's erectile.
Kelly: *snorts Diet Coke out her nose*
Brian: (eyes twinkling) Like it's dysfunctional?
Kelly: STAHP.
Hosanna: The one where in the water it looks like a log floating.
Kelly: *giggles like a teenage boy*
Brian: What did you call it, Nan?
Hosanna: The erectile. Why is mom laughing so hard?
Eve: Oh, I get it. It's a wrecked tile. *laughs uncontrollably* AWRECKTILE AWRECKTILE
AWREEEEEEECKTILE!
Kelly: Dude. Stop. Nan, do you mean a crocodile?
Hosanna: The tail whips back and forth. Erectile.
Kelly: *tears coming down her cheeks* Do you mean reptile?
Hosanna: Um, yeah. A reptile.
Kelly: *giggles like a teenage boy*
Brian: What did you call it, Nan?
Hosanna: The erectile. Why is mom laughing so hard?
Eve: Oh, I get it. It's a wrecked tile. *laughs uncontrollably* AWRECKTILE AWRECKTILE
AWREEEEEEECKTILE!
Kelly: Dude. Stop. Nan, do you mean a crocodile?
Hosanna: The tail whips back and forth. Erectile.
Kelly: *tears coming down her cheeks* Do you mean reptile?
Hosanna: Um, yeah. A reptile.
Oh my that is freaking hilarious!!
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