Kelly: Who's there?
D2: Heeeey! It's Day Two Of Your Period! I'm here to TEAR. CRAP. UP. and PARTY!
Kelly: Day Two? Didn't we just hang out?
D2: Naw, son. That was probably my cousin PMS. People tell us we could be twins.
Kelly: Awesome. And it looks like you've brought a friend. Who is this?
D2: This is Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness From Your Squat Workout! He'll be hanging around for the next day or so.
Kelly: Wow. Together you guys kind of remind me of ... hmmm, I can't quite put my finger on it ...
D2: Back Labor?
Kelly: YES! Together you remind me exactly of Back Labor! I haven't hung out with Back Labor in over 11 years
D2: Me and DOMS are just going to come in and have a ball here for awhile. I called Bumpy Cake Ice Cream. He'll be here in about fifteen minutes.
Kelly: Just in time for me to hook up with Yoga Pants and Twilight On DVD. This is going to be such a wild party.
D2: Totally. I call dibs on the heating pad!